"A Guy Is A Guy" was written by Oscar Brand. The lyrics to which are:

A GUY IS A GUY
(Oscar Brand)

I walked down the street
Like a good girl should
He followed me down the street
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen and I'll tell you
What this fella did to me

I walked to my house
Like a good girl should
He followed me to my house
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
What this fella did to me

I never saw the boy before
So nothing could be sillier
At closer range his face was strange
But his manner was familiar

So I walked up the stairs
Like a good girl should
He followed me up the stairs
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen and I'll tell you
What this fella did to me

I stepped to my door
Like a good girl should
He stopped at my door
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you
What this fella did to me

He asked me for a good-night kiss
I said, "It's still good day"
I would have told him more except
His lips got in the way

So I talked to my ma
Like a good girl should
And Ma talked to Pa
Like I knew she would
And they all agreed
On a married life for me
The guy is my guy
Wherever he may be

So I walked down the aisle
Like a good girl should
He followed me down the aisle
Like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy
Wherever he may be
And now you've heard the story
Of what someone did to me

That's what he did to me.

Robby

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Note from Joe Offer (5 July 2014). I compared this with the Doris Day recording of the song, and it's exactly the same as the recording. I didn't find an Oscar Brand recording. I wonder if there's a version of the song for male singers.