As I went in Montana one morning A handsome young doctor I happened to spy With new cowboy boots and a plug of tobacco He looked dejected and I asked him why?
Once in the O.R. I chewed on my Red Man Once in the O.R. I used my spittoon But they made me stop chewing and now I'm Boo-Hooing My spit is not welcome in the O. Room
They thought it was grating and so irritating They thought it was bad when He spit on the floor He was operating but the mess they were hating The mess they were hating so they showed him the door
So work your gums slowly; Your breath is so dirty And play Wyatt Earp while you open my spleen It shouldn't be too hard To keep me from the grave yard Watch where you spit if you know what I mean
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