Here's my entry...

This one has "Blues" in the title, does that make it a Blues song???

- Al

DOCTOR NICK, CODE BLUE
Tune: Lovesick Blues
New Words: Al Boyce

I got a bit of dribblin jooooo -uice,
Since my spitoon said good-bye
And my patient's turnin' blue, I've...
Forgotten to anesthet-i-i-i-i-ize
In that O.R. I thought I'd try
To use my spurs to take a look inside...
Intestines, digestin'
All the while I'm dressed in
Boots of hand tooled leather
And a paisley ban-da-a-a-a-ana

...Patient's starting to scream
I hate to think it's all over
I lost his heart it seems
I've grown a handlebar somehow
And I'm nobody's Doctor Welby now
And I'm hand-some, I'm Doctor Nick, CODE BLUE!

I'm in-sane, I'm in-sane, narcissistic it seems
That's whats the matter with me
I'm in-sane, I'm in-sane, diagnostically,
But I've got my stethescope-hand free

Lawd I tried and tried to keep it sterilized
But they won't let me stay
So now that I am leavin'
This is all I say...

....

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HA
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO-HO
TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME....