ian the blue's head jolted..
having looked at the mass of hair on the floor surrounding his stool, he realised once that once again he had been staring into nothingness for a number of hours. "how the bloomin' nora did i get here?" he muttered under his breath.
Having realised that no-one had noticed him move or speak,
ian the blue began to stare once more, and began not to move, and eventuall to do nothing at all.
ian the blue was asleep.
Again,

only this time he was sleepwalking.....
after stumbling through the kitchen,..he appears only moments later carrying a small bottle of blue food colouring, and stumbles through the mudcat tavern, staring into nothingness,
and disapears through the door with "gentlemen" faintly visible on its cracked surface, back into the gents.
ian the blue is asleep.
Again.
and he sleeps by the toilet bowl, waiting,.........for the next session of the MUDCAT TARVERN.
sweet dreams.

ian the blue.