Leej had a dog and his name was Blue,
Betcha five bucks he was a good dog, too.
Singin' "Hello, Blue, you good dog, you."

Leej went climbin' along with Blue,
Leej came down, but where was Blue?
Singin' "Hey there, Blue, won'cha come down, too.

Folks found him near froze and brought him down,
Filled him fulla hooch and he come 'roun'.
Leej said "Hey, there, Blue--Ain't I glad to see you!"

And hey, Lonesome, I thought Pike's Peak was the tallest mountain in Colorado. What'd you hillbillies do, import Elbert from Alaska?

--seed

line breaks fixed by mudelf ;-)