I'm not usually so tongue-tied. I was going to say my favorite Art Thieme story is "The Great Turtle Drive,"--I'll let Art post that one--but my dumb finger landed on the return key and posted a blank. And then there's the one about Art's dog that accidentally got its tail cut off and bled to death. The dog's ghost came back wanting its tail, so Art took him to the liquor store--where they retail spirits.

I gotta come by from time to time and say "Yo, dere," to Art and Spaw and kat and Leej and the big mick and all, so "Yo, dere, folks."

--seed