I have the feeling I imparted this version to MC lang syne, but anyway-- Do your balls hang low? Can you swing them to and fro? Can you tie them oin a knot, Can you tie them in a bow? Can you swing them to the ceiling With that free and easy feeling? Did you ever catch your ballocks In a rat-trap, oh? - Learned in the Royal Navy, 1952, from a public school boy.
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