Hey Mr. Bill......Weeuns jez got back frum beein on the roed fer a spell. We wuz hopin ta make it big in the portable pottie biznus but we dun went belly up agin. We hadduz a bunch uv problemz an now "Crappers 'R Us" ain't in biznus no mor. We lost our last outhouse when the block we had a holtin the the wheelz dun let go an it went rollin off.

Paw likes ta play on hiz harmonica when he lets fly and I tell ya, it wuz a site ta beholt cuz Paw wuzza usin her at the time. I tell ya' it wuz rite funny with Paw sittin there trine ta steer it by scoochin his butt back an forth and blowin' reel loud on his harp at the same time. He wernt doin to bad til he got her off the assfalt and hit that row uv scrub cedar which started her ta flippin.

Ennyway we come on home heer an I hope yall woant menshun nun uv thizzeer ta Paw when he gitz heer cuz hiz privetz iz still rite sensitive after awhizzin thru them cedar treez......and he dun lost hiz harmonica.

CLETUS