Oh what the hell... I suppose I can't let Sharon and Jack have ALL the fun!

- Al

PIG THAT HELPS AIRPLANE PILOTS STEER
Tune: Man That Waters The Workers' Beer
New words by Al Boyce 8/14/2001

CHORUS:
I am the pig, the very fat pig,
That helps airplane pilots steer
I am the pig, the very fat pig,
That helps airplane pilots steer
And what do I care I shit on the stair,
If I make the other passengers fear
I've the best seat up in first class and
I help airplane pilots steer


Now when I help airlplane pilots steer
In the cockpit I puts my snout
I kick the levers with my hooves
And twist the dials about
The plane started bucking up and down
It made the passengers cheer
So I reaches my tail for the joystick
And I help airplane pilots steer

Now pretzels and peanuts are good for a pig
When he's steering planes a lot
So sometimes I go for a walk
To see what the stewardess' got
I help my self to the galley shelf
And I drink the wine and beer
Then I reach my tail for the joystick
And I help airplane pilots steer

Now when you weigh 300 pounds
You sit where e'er you will
But I gets a bit excited when
They do the landing drill
I squeal and shout and run about
And make the passengers fear
And then I go in the cockpit and
I help airplane pilots steer