This is sooooo painful to bring up....
Like rangeroger, I had just had a refreshing bath in a wild Alaskan stream, then stepped out into the warm sunshine to dry off. I stood there a few minutes, and out of the brush came a HUGH grizzle bear. And...Oh, this is painful... and he had his way with me again... and again... and again for over an hour.
And as I write this, tears are forming in my eyes, because... because...
He never writes...
He never calls...