Mruphy goes out to the pub every night. One evening, Mrs. Murphy complained and asked him if he wouldn't spent just one evening with her. "Alright," says Murphy,"If you want to spend an evenin' together, you come to the pub with me."

So she went to the pub with him, but since she didn't drink, she didn't know what to order. Murphy ordered a pint o' Guinness, so she asked for just a small glass of the same. Murphy took a big swig from his pint, and Mrs. Murphy took a small sip, but promptly spit it out. "Jay-sus, this is terrible stuff, Murphy! And you come here every night to drink it?" says she. "And all this time you thought I was enjoyin' meself," says he.