I like cats, dead ones
They might eat rats, but so what
Shoot 'em with a shotgun, turn the pit bull loose and watch 'em run, or sack and sink kittens, its all good clean country fun
I like cats, dead ones
My neighbor had a Siamese cat, it was ill-tempered, lazy and fat But me and my Louisville Slugger did something about that
I like cats, dead ones
So give me a pot-bellied pig or even a snake, and leave cat ownership to the yuppies, senile old ladies, and fakes.
'Cause I like cats, dead ones