In the Football and Rugby songs thread, 8 pints reminisced over this song. I said that I'd post most of the words. "Naughty" words are starred. POOR LITTLE ANGELINE She was sweet sixteen on the village green Pure and innocent was Angeline A virgin still never known a thrill Poor little Angeline At the village fair the Squire was there Masturbating on the village square When he chanced to see the dainty knee Of poor little Angeline Now the village Squire had but one desire To be the biggest ****** in the whole damn shire He had set his heart on the vital part Of poor little Angeline As she lifted up her skirt to avoid the dirt She slipped in a puddle of the Squire's last spurt At the sight he saw how his **** grew raw For poor little Angeline So he raised his hat and said "Miss, your cat Has been run over and is squashed quite flat Now my car is in the square and I'll take you there Oh poor little Angeline Now the filthy old **** should have got the bird But she climbed right in without a word As they drove away you could hear them say "Poor little Angeline" They had not gone far when he stopped the car And took little Angeline into a bar Where he gave her gin just to make her sin Poor little Angeline When he oiled her well he took her to a dell There to give her bloody ******* hell And he tried his luck with a low down **** On poor little Angeline With a cry of "Rape" he raised his cape Poor little Angeline had no escape Now it's time someone came to save the name Of poor little Angeline Now the village blacksmith was brave and bold And he had loved little Angeline for years untold And he vowed he'd be true whatever they'd do To poor little Angeline But sad to say that very same day The blacksmith had gone to jail to stay For coming in his pants at the local dance With poor little Angeline Now the window of his cell overlooked the dell Wher the Squire was giving little Angeline hell And there upon the grass he observed the **** Of poor little Angeline Now he got such a start that he let out a fart And blew the whole bloody jail apart And he ran like **** lest the Squire should split His poor little Angeline When he got to the spot and he saw what was what He tied the villain's ***** in a granny knot For there upon the grass was the imprint of the **** Of poor little Angeline "Oh blacksmith true I love you I do And I can tell by your trousers that you love me too Here I am undressed come and do your best" Cried poor little Angeline Now it would be wrong here to end this song For the blacksmith had a ***** fully one foot long And his natural charm was as thick as your arm Lucky little Angeline Copied from "Rugby Songs" published by Sphere Books "A comprehensively rude collection of more than 140 songs. Contains well known classics such as Eskimo Nell and The Good Ship Venus to lesser known but equally worthy gems of lewd lyricism" MJR
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