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GUEST,Amy Canada Farting in Public (207* d) RE: Farting in Public 29 Sep 01


While removing my clothes for a bath/ A teriible odor came into my path/ 'cause that squeak on the floor/ was a little bit more/ It was me farting up my own draft!

or

I pulled down my pants on the loo/ Just waiting and waiting to poo/ but all that came out/ was a fart with such clout/ that I fell off the pot as it grew

or

While mooning my friends in Toledo/ I ripped a hole in my borrowed tuxedo/ My friends all applauded/ my fine ass was then lauded/ for the result of a bottle of Beano


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