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GUEST,Matt Flush BS: This is starting to get scary (27) RE: BS: This is starting to get scary 19 Oct 01


Don`t Panic!

I have been a shithead all my life and I read a book about sewers written by a guy with a name similar to mine, so I am an expert even if I don`t know the latin names.

The best strategy against alligators in the toilets is to just keep on shitting. Alligators don`t like to eat shit.

Only flies do that. So take a newspaper to the toilet so you can swap flies. Also helps if you are running out of toiletpaper...

Matt Flush, Safe Homes In Texas Inc.




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