Hope your eyes didn't fall out reading all those bad words, Amergin.

I must have overlooked that "right not to be insulted" in the Constitution.

Blame it on bad teachers and the public school system.

That's the best motherfuckerly advice I can offer to those of you whose eyeballs fall out when you read profanity, or whose ears fall off when you hear your colleagues swearing.

Perhaps you could get Norton1 to shoot me, since he is armed and humourless.

If not, I'm sure you can find someone to get the US Patriot Act amended to include nuking the homes of Internet posters you don't like.