An English tourist got himself a job working with a fence building contractor in the outback. After a few weeks of working with just one other man, he asked the boss " What is a bloke supposed to do about sex out in this god-forsaken place?" The boss replied "Well, the kangaroos aren't bad, mate". "How in the hell does one do it with a kangaroo?' asked the Pommie. "Right, we'll catch one and I'll show you" said the boss. So they caught a kangaroo, and as they struggled to hold it down the boss looked carefully all around the horizon. "What are you looking for?" asked tha Pommie. "I gotta be careful" said the boss,"I'm going steady with an emu."