The SONG CHALLENGE! is back! Woo hoo! THANK YOU, THANK YOU AINE!
Brilliant competition again, as usual!
Here's my humble entry....
- Al
SARI WITH THE FRENCH TICKLER TOP
Tune: "Surrey with the Fringe on the Top"
New Words: Al Boyce 10/31/2001
INTRO:
Working at the Sari loom with me
Lubricate the bobbins constantly
To keep threads intact use lubricated condoms
If they break, a funny sight you'll see....
Holy men and cows better scurry
Bombay fashion merchants should worry
When you take a walk in a sari
With a French-Tickler top
Trojan-Enz, just see how they flutter
Ramses sheaths that glide slick as butter
Shieks that stretch so large that you shudder
That they're sure to pop
We stroke the condom on the bobbin thread
They keep Sari yarn from snapping
If they're pulled off from our fingers and wind up in the loom
From your sari they'll soon be a-flapping!
With sari thread that's been thusly treated
If you eat too much, you won't feel cheated
It'll swell four sizes and not be defeated if you just can't stop
With that slimy little sari with the french tickler top