Steady Noreen....Crump (Mr / Mrs / Ms) is obviously a new Mudcatter and deserves the benefit of the doubt without having the awful accusation of no SOH. He may be a bit biased towards a stag gathering but having been there even someone as open minded as moi would be hesitant before I welcomed a lady to the event (even a pretty one like you).
It's a seriously bad weekend. I wake up with night sweats in January thinking about it. Hygene is just a greeting and no naked lights in the vans in case of methane explosion.
Be gentle with Crump...he is obviously someone I know!
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