I learned it as a kid from a Methodist friend, and he sang it: "Come to the Sunday school and have a lot of fun." No color or denomination required. Some more verses: Salome was a dancer who did the hootchie-kootch She wasn't very modest and she didn't wear too mooch [much] The king said, "Salome, there will be no scandal here," But Salome said, "The hell with you" and kicked the chandelier. Jonah was a sinful man, went out for a swim. He was minding his own business when a whale swallowed him. Jonah knew the Coast Guard was way beyond his reach, So he tickled the whale's belly and it spit him on the beach. Daniel was a naughty boy, wouldn't obey the king. King said he wouldn't stand for any such a thing, So they put him in a lions' den with lions down beneath, But Daniel was a dentist and he pulled out all their teeth.
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