(Daniel – slurs)

Alright Portydown … ye big bunch of hoors, yez! This wee song is to the air of "The Patriot Game".

My name is O'Donnell, I'm from Donegal
If you're lookin' for lovin' then gi' me a call
I'm hung like a stallion that's never been tamed
I love dear oul' Ireland and this patriot's game

I'm falling-down drunk, I've had Buckfast and Mac
You sample this pleasure and there's no goin' back
Now I need to get jiggy with some tidy dame
I love dear oul' Ireland, this patriot's game

(Enya)
Oh Danny my darlin' you're making me hot
If you dropped a coin now right into my slot
You'd hit the oul' jackpot, a fortune you'd gain
I love dear oul' Ireland, this patriot's game

My name's Enya Clannad, I'm out of my tree
On acid and vodka and charlie and E
In need of some lovin', your spuds I will drain
I love dear oul' Ireland, this patriot's game