Will ye's all listen up now...
In thon main tent the lads are limberin' up fer the banjo races right now...
We've fer the first race Enda Scahill vs. Gerry O'Connor vs. Oul' Barney. Rules is three times round The Moving Cloud an' the first tae finish is the winner. No missin' any notes out or bum notes boys an' the judges (John Paul II, Feargal an' Bertie) will be awarding extra points fer the fiercest an' most original jazzy run...
On yer blocks now boys...