Is there a doctor in the house?
If so could they make their way to the sick bay.
A young lady by the name of Jane Falloon has turned up with a pimple on her nose like a balloon. It needs immediate lancing if she's to avoid blood poisoning.
Also ... if there's a dentist in the house, could they accompany the doctor? By her breath 'tis plain to see that this young lady's had scallions for her tea. Bring extra-minty toothpaste and a gallon of Listerine.