A couple of bits

Halls of residence, we were comming home from the pub and passed a field full of sheep a friend I'll call him Harry 'cos that was his name and yself wnet into the field the rest carried on.

We were having our ususal Sunday night p***up when the screams started.

We were on the second floor and had put the sheep in the gents and removed the lights.

People returning back to collage from the weekend with mummy had a shock.

Changing room numbers then inviting ladies of the night up

Removing the engine from a car in the car park

Whilst working for WIMPEY, we had a transport controller who bought himself a clapped out old banger and insisted on parking it badly outside the office. it started by removing his wheels when he couldn't see it and ended up with us hiding it in a 10 ton tipper

But the funniest has to be a practical joker who ddn't know when to stop taking a Hilti gin [nailgun] we pinned him to the outside wall of the carpentry shop by his overalls at a 45 degree angle.

the latter got us into lots of trouble, we damaged the side of the building