I don't exactly remember where I found it, but somewhere on the web, maybe the address in the previous note, there's about 25 pages (when printed out) of instrument jokes.. even down to about 6-7 bodhran jokes. :)

How do you tell when a percussionist is at your door? The knocking gets slower and slower How do you tell when a bodhran player is at your door? The knocking gets faster and faster. What's the difference between a hammered dulcimer and a mountain dulcimer? The hammered burns hotter, the dulcimer burns longer. What's an oboe good for? Lighting a bassoon on fire.

And so forth, and so forth. And again, no offense intended to anybody.