Then we come to bottle our= much the same as lose your bottle
Glasgow kiss=the aformentioned forehead meets opponents nose
on the metaphores for homosexuality:
someone who likes to kiss the chocolate starfish
Take a stroll along bourneville/cadbury boulevard
Masturbation:
A five knuckle shuffle
A hand shandy
bashing the beef bishop
when something is 'cack' it means that something is rubbish where I come from. I also learned a new one that was going around the UK a year or so ago, that when something is 'pants' it's cool.
hmmmm...my memory is being stirred