That's why I said "Might have been watchable"...

The trick to watching Patrick Swayze movies is this:

Get a good, stout cage and put about 10 white mice in it.
Insert "Dirty Dancing" into the VCR, being careful not to read the "glowing praise" on the back of the box, as this might temporarily stun and disorient you.
Place the cage within arms distance from your seat, preferrably closer to the TV than you are actually sitting, as this serves the "filter" effect better.
Carefully watch movie.
If at any time the mice become distressed, watch them closely.
If a single mouse dies, this should be a warning. To avoid further Damage, turn the volume to the "off" setting.
During any Swayze scene, if more than 3 mice should die, immediately turn off the TV.

I know this sounds cruel, but believe me, it is for your own good. Other methods have been tried...For instance, Porcupines were used to test "Ghost", but for some reason they started rutting at the sight of Whoopi Goldberg.