Áine, Alex, and Amos [aka "AAA"], thanks for all that kudos for my first bit of crockerel, above! You know it just encourages me, though, so you asked for it!
[Fanfare]
Casuarina Races Parody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates © 2002 Tune: CAMPTOWN RACES (Stephen C. Foster) Casua- rina swim team sings this song, Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Croc's in the pool & 'es ten feet long! Ohmigod! No way! Swim with all your might, Else you're gonna pay! I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me! Ev'body outa my way! Oh, the long blond filly doin' the butterfly, Uh-oh! Oh, no! Moved too slow and he chomped 'er thigh! Ohmigod! Poor babe! Gotta Swim with all my might, I ain't no croc's entree! I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me! Ev'body outa my way! Headin' north, strokin' hard to win, Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Croc's to the south usin' my tail wind! Ohmigod! Touché! Swim with all your might, An' while you're at it, pray! I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me! Ev'body outa my way! Coach Davies said, "Let's go for the prize! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Says I, "I'm already circumcized! Ohmigod! Oy, vay! Gonna Swim with all my might, As far as Biscay Bay! I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me! Ev'body outa my way!
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