Tasmania?........... In JULY!!!!!!!

What the name of the blue blind blistering blazes is anybody in their right mind doing, going to TASMANIA in WINTER?

FROM CAIRNS???????

Listen Ted, sit down fer a coupla minutes and cool yer fevered brow.... Then go see your GP, or better yet, your shrink. It might not be too late. Medication's a wonderful thing these days. But if you must travel south, fer gawd's sake, geroff the plane at Brissie and spend a couple of weeks in a climate that won't be too..... well, not to put too fine a point on it... British. We've got music round here, and it'll be warmer than having yer socks freeze to yer feet.

Repent this mad scheme before it is too late!