A wee skit on "The Mountains Of Mourne" . (Sorry, Áine … the challenge idea served only as a spark … I'm afraid my imagination took me off thread!) Ah, Mary the 'Mericky's a wonderful sight But some of its features would give you a fright They don't set their horses to run or to draw They trate them like childer, I tell you, mo gra I saw one this mornin', it caused me to moan For they'd only put drawers on the poor horsey's "hone"! It's a fashion, I tell you, a fad I declare That will never catch on with the boys of Kildare When I stepped off the boat as I landed here first The sweat it was blindin', and dyin' of thirst I went to an alehouse and called for a beer And I raised it aloft and I toasted all here But when I had a sip, I didn't approve All traces of taste from the beer they'd removed When I get on home I will think it a trate To imbibe the concoction from St James's Gate There's no hairy bacon and no wheaten rings No big plates of champ and no Tayto nor Kings No packs of Mikado and no Merry Maids No packets of Carrolls or red lemonade When I get on home, I'll be thin as a rake Do they not know nothin' bout grub for God's sake?! You could do me a favour, my Mary, mo chroí And send a big parcel of food over the sea
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