Don't we all love being IRISH. Sure didn't we invent everthing from the wheel to the light bulb. Eddy's son it was that done that. And didn't Fionn McCool have a flute bigger than any of your your digger -i -doo yokes. And look at New Grange ( and that was there before the Egyptians invented the pyramid). Sure isn't that perfectly round and the spirals there carved on the rocks prove that Irish astronomers were big into spiral galaxies a week or two before the Hubble telescope went up. And down in Kerry they had so much land they had to put it into big heaps - that's how we invented mountains. And we invented the kangaroo when the early Irish deportees to Australia were issued with Wellington boots and the string which tied them together compelled Paddy to bounce along using both legs. Why doesn't sombody sart a thread about IRISH INVENTIONS. Don't mind me, Declan, I was gigging at a 90th. Birthday Party(serioulsly) tonight and the craic was 90.
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