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GUEST,Foe BS: Heard any good ones lately (98* d) RE: BS: Heard any good ones lately 16 Jul 02


Four guys are driving cross-country together - One from Maine, one from Vermont, one from New Hampshire and the last one is from Massachusetts. A bit down the road the man from New Hampshire starts to pull granite rocks out of his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Maine turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?" The man from New Hampshire says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in New Hampshire laying around on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!" A few more miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Maine asks, "What are you doing that for?" The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we we have so many of these damned jugs in Vermont, I'm sick of looking at them!" Inspired by the others, the man from Maine opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.




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