I've been laughing myself silly over these!
Here's one from last night.
In the midst of teaching the choir a new song, i noticed one of the tenors mispronouncing the word "clarity" from the sheet music. He was singing "charity".
So I pointed out that the word was "CLARITY".
He got defensive: "How do you KNOW it's "clarity" and not "charity"?
Replied I (exploding with laughter on the inside, but appearing clam and patient on the outside): because it has an "L", not an "H".
Still howling!
Callie