Poop On His Shoe The Case of Jacob Michael Smith http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,5124877%255E3102,00.html To the Tune of 'Sloop John B' We came on the poop you see The detective and me Down at the scene of the crime, the betting house heist He has to admit, that he stepped in it The lab reports in, the robber was he. So call out your warrant men, haul him away to the pen Send for the courthouse judge and take him from home He gets his free phone At his lawyer to moan... The lab reports in, the robber was he. Bailiff broke the news, Told the press our clues "Pilferer Put In Pokey By Poo On (his) Shoe" He stepped in that stink Now he's in the clink The solution was most Aliment'ry So call out your warrant men, haul him away to the pen Send for the courthouse judge and take him from home Take him from home No more can he roam The solution was most Aliment'ry For crimes that he has done, One Hundred and Thirty Months Bet he will miss his family, but not his dog Is the prisoner clean, Where have his shoes have been The lab reports in, the robber was he. Bo Vandenberg
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