I am going to turn the icebreaker into a floating pub, anchor it next to the Humber bridge and publicise music sessions in it every night.
Then I'll change my mind and ban sessions in it on the basis that the dirges are putting the punters off. I will then take delivery of 4 stones of sprouts and scatter them in the toilets. (There are 20). In retaliation, I will scuttle her off Read's Island and return to the farm a little wiser.
I can't get Nicky's snuffling out of my head and am wondering whether E Bay was a good suggestion of yours, Gary.