The Girl with Emphysema


Short, and fat, and smelly and lazy

The Girl with Emphysema goes bowling

And when she wheezes each one who sees her goes "ahhh"


She quivers and shakes her flesh so roughly

it's like an earthquake that when she passes each

seismograph needle goes "ahhh"


oh, how I watch her so sadly.

how, how can I tell her I loathe her?

yes, I would turn my gaze quickly,

but each day when she has to go pee,

her path thunders right in front of me.