Dear Guest Management Consultant,

A succinct observation indeed. As I have observed previously, not only are those notes arbitrary but they must be tuned at rather inconvenient time during the early hours of the morning, such as 2:20 or 4:40. Let us do away with them completely! This will, as you correctly state, save much time but, more importantly permit greater creativity and create less potential for claims of "plagiarism". I do not think any great investment will be necessary and it will certainly be of great assistance to those such as our dear Ebbie who do not know where to put their fingers.

(N.B. Dear Ebbie, if you are still there please continue not to look at that web page I asked you not to look at, as this is a long-term treatment.)

I did have your own arbitrary note as sent in front of me somewhere recently but, also it seems to have disappeared somewhere behind me...

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Guitar