Oh my goodness! I have a Santa!! Yipee! But an autographed napkin from Vlad the Impaler? You're right, not quite my style--but I do have a dear friend who'd be thrilled with just such an item.... But we won't go into that.
Let's see, you said kilogram--does that mean you're not US? Or are you just trying to throw me off the scent? And what's with the "A" at the bottom of the post? Force of habit, possibly, or another ploy? Hmmmm....perhaps such guesses are better left until after I finish that history paper.