DEAR MR FIELDING SIR,

IT IS MY HAPPINESS TO WRITE TO YOU AFTER MY MUCH
CONSIDERATION, MY NAME IS OGIME A. HOAM THE SON OF
LATE MR AINGOTTE A. HOAM WHO, IN THIS WORLD, LIVED AT THE ISLAND NATION OF TITTIEBUMME IN THE CAPITAL CITY OF BUMME. I AM 28 YEARS OF OLD, MY FATHER OWNS A VERY MUCH RARE GUITARRE COLLECTION. MR HOAM'S HORDE IS HOUSED IN THE UNITED STATES.

AFTER HIS TRIP TO GOFISCHE TO NEGOTIATE ON A MARMITE PLANTATION HE WANTED TO INVEST IN GOFISCHE. ONE WEEK HE CAME BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO
THERE, A METEORRE FELL ON HIM AND MY SISTER AND MY WIFE. SHE DIED INSTANTLY BUT MY FATHER DIED AFTER FIVEDAYS IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN MY COUNTRY.

IT WAS LIKE MY FATHER KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PREFECT PEACE . HE DISCLOSED TO ME THE SECRET LOCATION OF THE GUITTARRES, WHICH ENCLUDE A FEW LAKSINS INLAID WITH GOLD AND JEWELLS AND PRE-WAR MARTINS IN PERFECT CONDITION. MY FATHER HANDED ME THE DOCUMENTS COVERING THE HOARDE'S LOCATION AND INSTRUCTED ME AND MY MOTHER TO SEEK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUST WORTHY BUSINESS PARTNER FOR OUR LIFE TIME INVESTMENT, THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU, NOW I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CONTACTING THE OWNERS OF THE PLANTATION AND I HAVE TOLD THEM OUR PLAN TO LOOK FOR A FOREIGEN PARTNER WHO WILL ASSIST US IN SELLING THE GUITTARRSE AND TRANSFERRING THE MONEY INTO HIS/HER ACCOUNTS TOWARD PURCHASE OF THE PROPERTY.

NOW I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME PROVIDE A PLACE WHERE TO TRANSFER THE GUITARRE COLLECTION SO THEY CAN BE SOLD SO WE CAN INVEST IN THE MARMITE PLANTATION BECAUSE THIS IS MY ONLY HOPE IN LIFE, WE ONLY ASK THAT YOU DEPOSITE A MARTIN OR LAKSIN GUITARRE OR PERHAPS A REID MANDOLINNE SHAPED LIKE A PEAR WITH FINS (THIS SHAPE IS WORSHIPPED IN TITTIEBUMME AS BEING BLESSED BY OUR GODDESS, GRAVITATIA) AND WE WILL IN RETURN, GRATIFY YOURSELF WITH TWO RARE GUITARRES FROM OUR COLLECTION FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE .

I AM WAITING ANXIOUSLY TO HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS THE MODALITIES (my guess is that would be the ironian mode) OF THIS TRANSACTION YOU CAN CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE DISCUSSION.

THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE               

YOURS SINCERELY

MR OGIME AND MOTHER, GIMMETOU