1. Amos, I AM Mike Fink. As to your half-vast fraction faction, that's six of one and Half a Dozens of yuh Muddah.
2. BeeDob, by Gob, I'm George Dubya Bush too. Furthermore, my son Pooka 43 is also George HAITCH Dubya Bush. My wife, by contrast, is her own grampaw. (Which is very Odd because, she Hasn't any Feet.)
3. Khandu, I'm Mike Fink, King of the River; but Amos is the rightful King of Mississippi. You gwine be deposed, Magnolia Blossom. Speed bonnie boat, like a bird of the wing...woops. Wrong Lost Cause. Sorry.
4. Gargoyle and I are currently lovers. I dumped Dead Horse. No life in him. Equine encephalitis.
5. Janie is my favorite poet. I dumped Yeats. Cold eyes.
6. Cookieless, I *am* all the anonymous Guests.
7. I abhor run-on sentences; excessive punctuation & parentheses; unnecessary capitalization; use of hybrid non-words under the guise of puns; semicolons; and undisciplined writing styles generally.
8. I'm a professional musician, proficient in the elbow pipes, concert piano and low whistle.
9. I can't stand the Clancys & Makem, they're such inauthentic Plastic Paddys.
10. O God Bless England is my Prayer.