This thread is too good to pass up. Here goes:

1) I always iron my shirts in the same sequence, starting with the collar.

2) I can tie a perfect necktie knot, but only on myself -- and I can't describe to someone else how to do it.

3) When I was 12, I got Richard Nixon's autograph, and I still have it, even though I grew to hate the bastard. Later I got Leonard Bernstein's autograph, but gave it away to a woman I was in love with.

4) When I order a cheeseburger and french fries, I always eat all the fries first.

5) I was the valedictorian of my junior high school class; in high school, I flunked calculus.

5a) I still have my slide rule from high school math class, but I'll be damned if I know how to work it.

6) After 20 years (as of tomorrow), I'm still with my first wife.

7) I sorta wish I never gave up playing the cello, but I'm damn glad I learned to play the guitar.

8) The only foreign countries I've been to are Bermuda and a handful of Caribbean islands.

9) The only bone I've ever broken was my jaw, but I still managed to perform two gigs with my jaw wired shut.

10) I think 3 is a mystical, almost holy, number -- and 27 (3 to the third power) is even more so.

Whew... That wasn't so bad now. Peace and harmony to all.

Poobs