Bardford, me lad, you'll probably have a hard time guessing my my true identity, but here's a hint or two.

You probably would think I'm beneath you. (And you'd be right.)
But then, in at least one sense, I'm quite a bit ahead of you.
There was a time in my life when I was more like you (at least in one objective way) than I am now.

I have often found myself challenged since joining Mudcat a while back (but I always find some help from the immortals when that happens).
I can't say I can traverse the globe in a single night like my mentor from the North Pole, but I do get around quite a bit.
Mudcatters who were concerned with being dated may have seen more of me last year than they did of most other Mudcatters.

Your prezzie should be on its way sometime this week. I don't think you'll have trouble getting it B4 Christmas.