SOMETHING SMELLS (Jingle Bells)
(Rex Fowler)

Oh you know I love to fish, and to play one on my line
To me there is no greater thrill or way to pass the time
Beside a babbling brook, in a river or a lake
Don't get one near my nose, my dear, oh no, for goodness sake
Oh, something smells, something smells, something smells like fish
Something smells, and I can tell 'cause it's right here on my dish
Oh, something smells, something smells, something smells like fish
someThing more vile than a pile of something that goes squish

I know it may sound strange that I could hate the smell
Of something that I love so much and that I do so well
Oh I can bait my hook even when it squirms
But there is only one thing worse than a can of rotten worms
Oh, something smells, something smells, something smells like fish
Something smells, and I can tell 'cause it's right here on my dish
Oh, something smells, something smells, something smells like fish
someThing more vile than a pile of something that goes squish

copyright 1999 Rex Fowler