If you wanna leave take good care.
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear.
Just remember there's a lot of bad and beware.
And remember always wear clean underwear.
In case you get hit by a bus or something out there.
It's hard to get by just upon a smile (you grinning moon-faced simpleton)

And if a piece of toast gets stuck in the toaster
don't try to get it out with a fork
Your going to put out your eye, if you don't watch where you point that cork
quit leaving the wood-handled knives to soak in the sink!
You gotta quit playing that radio on the edge of tub. Dammit, think!

I'm being followed by a big Muslim, big Muslim, big Muslim.

                   Forgive me, I have to tease.