Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafesj



User Name Thread Name Subject Posted
GUEST,orleans@nothinbut.net BS: Here come the 'Raelian' clones (88* d) RE: BS: Here come the 'Raelian' clones 30 Dec 02


The comment about incest reminded me of this old song:

Clone Song, The (Home On the Range)
W: Randall Garrett & Isaac Asimov
M: Traditional cowboy song
©1982 Randall Garrett and Isaac Asimov

1.
Oh, give me a clone of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown, then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex


CHORUS:   Clone, clone of my own
          With its Y-chromosome changed to X
          And when i'm alone with my own little clone
          We will both think of nothing but sex

2.
Oh, give me a clone, is my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own
And if she's an X of the feminie sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone    (CHORUS)

3.
My heart's not of stone, as I've frequently shown
When alone with my dear little X
And after we've dined, I'm sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex    (CHORUS)

4.
Why should such sex vex, or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone
After all, don't you see, since we're both of us me
When we're making love, I'm alone.    (CHORUS)

5.
After my sands have run, she will still have her fun
For I'll clone myself twice 'ere I die.
And this time without fail, they'll be both of them male
And they'll each ravish her by and by.    (CHORUS)

RESOURCES:

_________.    Clone Song (WS) Photocopy.

Internet.   Clone Song, The.   URL: http://members.tripod.com/~bardic_circle/aclone.htm




Back to the Main Forum Page

By clicking on the User Name, you will requery the forum for that user. You will see everything that he or she has posted with that Mudcat name.

By clicking on the Thread Name, you will be sent to the Forum on that thread as if you selected it from the main Mudcat Forum page.
   * Click on the linked number with * to view the thread split into pages (click "d" for chronologically descending).

By clicking on the Subject, you will also go to the thread as if you selected it from the original Forum page, but also go directly to that particular message.

By clicking on the Date (Posted), you will dig out every message posted that day.

Try it all, you will see.