The comment about incest reminded me of this old song: Clone Song, The (Home On the Range) W: Randall Garrett & Isaac Asimov M: Traditional cowboy song ©1982 Randall Garrett and Isaac Asimov 1. Oh, give me a clone of my own flesh and bone With its Y-chromosome changed to X And when it is grown, then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex CHORUS: Clone, clone of my own With its Y-chromosome changed to X And when i'm alone with my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex 2. Oh, give me a clone, is my sorrowful moan A clone that is wholly my own And if she's an X of the feminie sex Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone (CHORUS) 3. My heart's not of stone, as I've frequently shown When alone with my dear little X And after we've dined, I'm sure we will find Better incest than Oedipus Rex (CHORUS) 4. Why should such sex vex, or disturb or perplex Or induce a disparaging tone After all, don't you see, since we're both of us me When we're making love, I'm alone. (CHORUS) 5. After my sands have run, she will still have her fun For I'll clone myself twice 'ere I die. And this time without fail, they'll be both of them male And they'll each ravish her by and by. (CHORUS) RESOURCES: _________. Clone Song (WS) Photocopy. Internet. Clone Song, The. URL: http://members.tripod.com/~bardic_circle/aclone.htm
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