Sort of. And a part-time daughter, an 18 year old I'm trying to adopt--my full-time kids keep asking "can we keep her"? But those birth parents are so clingy sometimes.

21. You will be famous for less than fifteen minutes.

22. Abandon all hope, if you have already abandoned all hope, disregard this notice.

23. You'll never lose your hair, it will just grow in different places.

24. No one will tell you about that word you mispronounce.

25. Thou hast a great personality, really thou dost.

26. You're that kind of guy a woman's mother likes.

27. The best things in life are free, so are rocks on the surface of the moon.

28. You survive a close shave, then a second blade comes along to shave you even closer.

29. People you had to suck up to abscond with the balance of your butt-kissing account.

30. Tragic accident (picnic, lightning).

31. God introduces a "New and Improved" you to your friends.

32. Your future contains profanity, violence, and nudity. Viewer discretion advised.

33. All the people you feel superior to suddenly die.

34. People think you're an idiot savante, almost.

35. Deep in your weird little heart you fear you might be slightly odd.

36. Happiness is yours (this offer void where prohibited).

37. Great wisdom comes to you then you wake up and forget it.

38. Your best qualities shine in people who have more of them.

39. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or at least it doesn't kill you.

40. You're held captive by a blind man who makes you read the works of Dickens to him.

I don't know, maybe some of the rest are okay. Hard to tell what's funny to more people more often.