Dear Sian,

Well I AM impressed! You have my basics to a T! Germanic influences? Perhaps that also! I am indeed quite capable of formality sometimes am pressed unwillingly into it but, as you quite rightly say, there is quite definitely a quirky and "left field" person lurking inside and, yes, last time I looked I was definitely male!

As for those dangly bits...don't worry! It could definitely be a problem but supreme mental effort and discipline has it more or less under control and the various feline forms and other mammals that permit me to share their home have had no cause for concern! Likewise at work where I am a paragon of virtue!

I expect catsPHiddle will reveal identities soon but, in the meantime just a couple more clues to ponder upon.

I am quite famous for my big chopper (by which I mean my large Harley-style motorcycle of course!) which has been used to transport a bit of "Mudcat history". I am a biologist by profession and, in this capacity, have had some strange and exciting adventures and a few "spats" on the 'Cat on certain topics! I now work in the medical sector. There are several VERY unflattering and one "very happy" photos of me concealed withing the Mudcat photo archives!

I quite agree with you that, while being free and wise, the owl looks rather determined and that this will represent a quality we may all need this year.

All the very best,

Your Secret Santa