Heard this In Soho (London) in 1958. I only remember the first verse and Chorus, as follows: If you belong to London Town and read the daily press You'll be convinced by this time, 'ther's a monster in Loch Ness The cockneys always laugh and say, "H'it don't arf make yuh fink, Them Hairy Highland laddies get far too much to drink." Chorus There is a monster in loch Ness, the fact yuh can nae hide, She's got more guff than a movie star, and a wiggle three miles wide, Oh, and a wiggle three miles wide. Plese helf if you know this song. Y'r Ob'd't S'v'nt Jody Gibson.
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