artbrooks - "As a former Federal employee, one is all I can come up with."

>(Opinion) We State employees can do much better. (Fact) We can start a vast project with a half-vast idea. (Boast) Before breakfast.

>(Simile) Opinions are like Assholes. (Fact) Everybody's got one.

>(Metaphor) Guest is an Asshole. (Fact) That's my Opinion.

>(Fact) I used to be a Guest. (Interrogatory) So, who cares?

> (Opinion) Hurrah fer BeeDub! (Factoid) Any anecdote in a Ronald Reagan speech. (Trapezoid) Wunna them high-wire fellers. (Betazoid) Counselor Deanna Troi. (BetaMax) What Asshole Guests used to do before Joe Offer became the Human Shield.

Ah well. Thanks BeeDubya, you irascibobble loveabule ol' no-opinions no-account Bolshie, you; good thread here & well-timed bedad. / "Cogito ergo sum." Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...My God! I don't exist!!! (I'm melllllltinggggg...:)