Bring guns. Small caliber to settle small disputes over tipping percentages and such, and a twelve-gauge to lay across your dashboard so people will know you are capable of some serious philosophical discussion, should the need arise. Of course, if the discussion turns religious, expect to be outgunned by tanks taking aim at your compound. Watch Sergio Leone movies before you come, in order to learn proper gunfight ettiquette, and if you get lost, just walk up to the nearest rusted pickup and say to the tattooed man inside, "Excuse me, but I'm a yankee and I'm lost. Can you tell me where to go?"